And now for "Lane County Jail Hot or Not"

Mugshot galleries are all the rage on sites like Fark, Smoking Gun, etc etc.
So, let us do a little mashup with this trend and the ubiquitous "Hot or Not" fad.

Here are some currently incarcerated ladies for your perusal (click on the pic for a bigger shot, click on the name for the LCSO inmate ID page, vote in the comments if you feel like it):


#1
ADAIR, LESLIE
-Burglary










#2
ARNOLD, MELISSA
-Meth










#3
BARCHUS, ROBIN
-Theft and ID Theft










#4
REECE, LAURIE
-DUI










#5
REED, JOLIE ANN
-Meth










#6
REED, KATHLEEN
-DUI










#7
RICH, PHYLLIS
-Federal Hold










#8
ROLLINGS, STACIE
-ID Theft(x9)
-Forgery
-False info to police
(total bail $2.17 million!)







#9
RUNION, SUZETTE
-PCS










#10
RYAN, SAMANTHA
-Meth










#11
SARGHETTI, ANDREA
-Failure to carry/present DL










#12
SIMRIN, JENNIFER
-Failure to appear










#13
SMITH, KATIE
-Resisting arrest










#14
TRIETSCH, ANNA
-Coersion










#15
TRIPLETT, GIGI
-PCS (x2)
-FTA (x2)









#16
WILLIAMS, SARA
-Meth (x5)
-False info to police (x2)
-FTA (x5)








(oh yeah.... innocent until proven guilty and all that stuff...)

Looks like I pissed off the OSP dudes.

It appears that they do not appreciate me hotlinking their perv mugs. Oh well. Tomorrow I will update and just host the pics myself. One would figure I am providing a bit of a community service.

They Let Out More Pervs

Okay, okay... been getting bitched at for not updating. So, Here are the latest (along with a few who have been out for awhile)rapists to be released into our community:



Name: EVANS, CHARLES EDWARD
Address: 1542 W 1ST AVE (the Mission)
Ht: 6' Wt: 180 Hair: Brn Eyes:Hzl
DOB: 09/09/1958
Offense: SEX ABUSE 3-MISD

Targets: Juvenile female between 13 to 16 years of age

Methods of Offending: Has been known to frequent skate arena where juvenile females congregate

Conditions & Restrictions: This individual may not knowingly communicate in any manner with a person under 18 years of age with the intent to commit a crime or for the purpose of arousing or satisfying the sexual desires of this individual or another person.

Name: SWIRES, CHRISTOPHER GLENN
Address: 780 W 6TH ALY #1
Ht: 5'11" Wt: 185
Hair: Blond Eyes: Blue (Glasses)
DOB: 11/10/1974

Offenses: SEX ABUSE 1-FEL(x2)
CHLD SX DISP-FEL(x2)

Targets: Pre-pubescent males

Methods of Offending: Invited neighboring minors into his residence and sexually abused them.

Conditions & Restrictions: No contact with minors. No intoxicants. No contact with victims. Shall not frequent places where minors are known to congregate.

Name: BATEMAN, WILLIAM WENDELL
Address: 1460 W 12TH #12
Height: 5'09" Weight: 186
Hair: Brn Eyes: Blue
DOB: 03/31/1931

Offenses: SODOMY 1-FEL
RAPE 1-FEL

Targets: Male and female juveniles

Conditions & Restrictions: This individual may not knowingly communicate in any manner with a person under 18 years of age with the intent to commit a crime or for the purpose of arousing or satisfying the sexual desires of this individual or another person.

Name: HAMILL, FERN CHARLES
Address: 1038 WASHINGTON
Height: 6' Weight: 180
Hair: Brown Eyes: Hazel
Tattoo, Arm, left: SUN, Shoulder, right: DRAGON
DOB: 02/08/1973
Offenses: SEX ABUSE 1-FEL
SEX ABUSE 1-FEL

Targets: Pre-pubescent children.

Methods of Offending: Within living situations or settings in which he is related to or acquainted with persons who have young children.

Conditions & Restrictions: Psychiatric medications as prescribed; no contact with minors; not to frequent places where minors are likely to congregate; sex offender treatment; no alcohol.

Name: GRAY, MARSHALL WARREN
Address: 335 WEST 2ND AVE #103
Height: 5'08" Weight: 180
Hair: Gray Eyes: Brown
DOB: 02/16/1932

Offenses: SEX ABUSE 1-FEL
KIDNAP 1-FEL

Targets: Pre-verbal girls, prepubescent boys

Methods of Offending: Pre-verbal girls - Lures or secrets child away from busy mother in a public setting and rapes. Prepubescent boys - earns the boys' trust in friendly discussion and anally rapes.

Conditions & Restrictions: No contact with Minors, may not frequent places where minors are likely to congregate.


More tomorrow (if time permits)

Luck O' the Irish?

Ya know... I do believe the Northern Irish may just have something here. Seems some blokes in South Belfast got a wee pissed off and meted out some street justice to a local entrepreneur.

From The Australian:

Pictures of the attack appear to have been recorded on a mobile telephone camera. They show passersby watching as the punishment is administered.

After tar was poured on the man's head, feathers were emptied over him and a placard was hung around his neck claiming the victim, said to be a local man in his 30s, was a drug dealer.

It read: "I'm a drug dealing scumbag."

Tsk tsk tsk.

Article here

They have a group for everybody these days...

Go figure huh? Hookers for Jesus. Well, lets hope some of our girls in the neighborhood peruse this blog and see this post. Maybe they can band together and set up a local chapter eh? They can all pool their earnings together and buy one of these spiffy shirts. Not bad for $25. Hell, that's just one quick knob job in the alley.

Blurb from the site: " I might not look like it, but I did it ALL, I tell you the truth! Prostitution, (street & high class call girl) exotic strip dancing, nude modeling, drugs of every kind, sex addiction, cutting, abortions--yes and miscarriages, masturbation addiction, pornography, dominance mistressing addiction, bisexuality, men addiction, gambling, binge drinking, smoking, anorexia, bulimia, and JAIL TIME... just to name a few... "


Sounds like she'd fit right in on 8th and Monroe.

Seriously though, if this gets even one of these girls off the streets and into a semblance of a sane life, then good for them. As far as having a "local chapter", I would seriously suggest checking out the Eugene Faith Center on 13th and Polk. Pastor Steve Overman and the whole congregation are really cool and very accepting. I know they have a large NA and AA contingent that attend services each Sunday.

Tell them Whorewatch Dude sent you.

I'm BACK! (Too bad Heroin Chick isn't)

I want to apologize to all of my faithful friends who have endured months without a post...

So many things have been going on of late and I have had ZERO time to put into this project. Couple that with the fact that the local hooker traffic has been almost non-existant and I really couldn't get the impetus to sit down and hack out an entry.

Residents of the neighborhood will recognize this lovely lady though. Until today, she was pretty much known about the area as "Heroin Chick". Now we know her true identity is Rachel Ann Bradley. I first ran across her about four years ago and she was fairly attractive then. Time and chronic drug use has not been kind to Rachel though. She is circling the drain more rapidly with every passing day.

To make it better for all y'all, here is a little eye-bleach in the form of Heather Jean Byrd... mug shots are never kind, that being said, this young assault-3 convict is quite the hottie. Just don't piss her off apparently...

Pervs and other sick garbage

So, exactly how safe and serene are you in you snug little bed when you lay your head down at night? You may just re-think your answer if you knew the types of folks bumping around our quiet little town. The papers and the TV news doesn't cover this stuff very much, but did you realize that on any given day there are folks like this lodged in Lane County Jail?
Now, given the police patrol cuts, the jail staff cuts, the court/DA's office caseload avalanche, just how many are NOT being lodged on any given day? Hmmmm.
(FYI: the info accompnying the photo is "charge, arresting agency, and (court case #)")

Inmate: BARBION GERALD JEROME
AIRS Number: 0003555
RAPE-1 Eugene Police Dept (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
UNLF SEX PENETRATION-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)





Inmate: BARNES SCOTT KENNETH
AIRS Number: 0447100
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200617997)
UNLF SEX PENETRATION-1 EPD (EGC 200617997)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200617997)









BEEGHLY ROLLAND ANDRE
AIRS Number: 1412952
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 LCSO (EGC 200620389)
RAPE-2 LCSO (EGC 200620389)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 LCSO (EGC 200620389)
UNLF SEX PENETRATION-2 LCSO (EGC 200620389)








Inmate: BODDA JAYSON LEE
AIRS Number: 1578380
SEX OFFND FL REG ADR CHG (FTA) LCJ (EGC 200524085)











Inmate: BRYANT RODNEY WAYNE
AIRS Number: 1060290
SEX OFFND FL REG ADR CHG LCJ (DAC 06P3525)











Inmate: CLEMENS ROBERT JOSEPH
AIRS Number: 0997147
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 (PV) CDE (EUG PAROLE)











Inmate: CONROD DWAYNE DEMOND
AIRS Number: 1149154
RAPE-1 (ATTEMPT) (PV) SPD (EGN PAROLE)











Inmate: CRAWFORD JONATHAN S
AIRS Number: 1545624
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 (PV) LCSO (RSN 04CR2131FE)











Inmate: DOZIER CHRISTOPHER WADE
AIRS Number: 1387119
RAPE-3 (PV) EPD (EGN PAROLE)
SEX OFFND FL REG ADR CHG EPD (EGC 200618861)










Inmate: EMERY EDWARD JOHN
AIRS Number: 1172097
RAPE-1 (PV) SPD (EGN PAROLE)











Inmate: FEUERSTEIN REESE ALLAN
AIRS Number: 1216019
USE CHILD IN DISPLAY SEX JCPD (EGC 200623215)
USE CHILD IN DISPLAY SEX JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
FURNISH LIQUOR TO MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)
CONTRIB SEX DELINQ MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)
CONTRIB SEX DELINQ MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)
CONTRIB SEX DELINQ MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215) STRANGULATION JCPD (EGC 200623215)
ASSAULT-4 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
MENACING JCPD (EGC 200623215)
FURNISH LIQUOR TO MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)
FURNISH LIQUOR TO MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)

Inmate: FLOYD JACOBY VICTOR
AIRS Number: 1430784
SODOMY-3 LCSO (EGC 200620015)











Inmate: FRENCH DOUGLAS STEPHEN
AIRS Number: 2004939
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200400108)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)






Inmate: FRENCH TONY D
AIRS Number: 2013529
ASSAULT-1 (ATTEMPT) LCJ (EGC 200605354)
ASSAULT-1 LCJ (EGC 200605354)
ASSAULT-2 LCJ (EGC 200605354)
ASSAULT-2 LCJ (EGC 200605354)
MURDER INTENTIONAL (ATTEMPT) LCJ (EGC 200605354)
INTIMIDATION-2 LCJ (EGC 210609689)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210611418)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210611418)

Inmate: FULLBRIGHT BRADLEY EVAN
AIRS Number: 1208898
RAPE-3 (Parole Violation) SPD (EGN PAROLE)
ESCAPE-3 SPD (EGC 210624397)
PCS SPD (EGC 210624397)









This is only up to the "F"s.... I got sick of looking at them after that....

Yeesh! Tore up from the floor up...

Jeeze-oh-pete! I thought some of the "ladies" around these parts were scroungy! I was checking out Fark yesterday when I found this news story out of Florida about a recent bust. The "Johns" are just as horrific as the whores (Click the story link for all 65 pics).



This second pic is a "devolution" I Gimped together to show how one of those girls, a rather cute 22 year old, spiraled rather quickly into the train-wreck she is today (yeah, I know, there are a ton of these before/after pics floating around, but I was bored). My first thought was "mmmm...meth", but from her booking info, she has always been caught with cocaine (crack I am assuming, as there are accompanying "paraphernalia" charges).

The drug war is SUCH a rousing success huh? Three words folks: Treatment, treatment, treatment.

On a lighter note... "Dread Pirate Slasher" from Fark created this funny-as-hell animated gif... I'm not exactly sure why I find it so hilarious, but I laugh like hell every time I see it.

whore (hôr, hr) n.

Ya know, I have been catching flack from some folks for the use of the word "whore" in the title of this blog. Apparently, some over-sensitive types feel that it is a "bad-word" and are offended. I do like to point out to them that the King James Version of the Bible has 65 instances of the word "whore" right there in it's revered pages.

For the record, here is what the American Heritage Dictionary has to say on the subject:

whore (hôr, hr)
n.
1. A prostitute.
2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
3. A person considered as having compromised principles for
personal gain.

nope... nowhere does it say anything about the word being profane.

Wikipedia has some interesting facts on street prostitution if you are in the reading mood.

I just cannot figure it... ya get upset about the word "whore" but the activity of whoring going on in plain sight every day doesn't faze ya. Go figure.

Wish me luck, Whorewatch Dude is off to battle Crack Whore... hopefully the fight will show up in an upcoming issue. (Why can't I get my own comic???)

売春婦の腕時計

Hey... I received an e-mail from Japan today... go figure huh? Here it is:

From: サユリ
To: Me
Subject: セックス契約
Date: Sun, 3 Dec 2006 01:04:27 +0000 (GMT)
単発セックスもいいけれど、どうせなら、一度セックスをし、相性が良かったら、長期契約しませんか？
それもタダのセックスでなく、サポートしてくれる、最高のセックス契約！
女性には、身分を証明出来る物を提示して頂いており、サポート出来る範囲までも提示して頂いおります。
困った事がございましたら、当スタッフがご指導も致しますので、安心してご利用出来ます。
どんな感じか、一度ご自身の目で確かめて頂けたらと思います。
分からない点がございましたら、お気軽にお問い合わせ下さい。
セックス契約しない。。。
Roughly translated via Babel Fish:

From: サユリ
To: Me
Subject: Sex contract
Date: Sun and 3 Dec 2006 01:04:27 +0000 (GMT)

However also single-engine sex are good, if how the せ, when one time sex is done and affinity is good, long term it doesn't make a contract?
That not to be simply sex, it supports, the highest sex contract!
You have presented those which can prove status to the woman, presenting even to the range which can be supported, the top it is to be.
When there is a thing which is troubled, because this staff guides also, feeling at rest, it can utilize.
When you can verify with one time itself eye, what kind of to feel, that you think. When there is a point which does not understand, please inquire with ease.
It does not have sex does not make a contract. . .

I sorta get the gist of it... if you can do better on the translation, let me know....

Thanks

WTF?

Okay... now some of you think this blog is taking things too far, or things are really not that bad out here. Well, my neighbor tells me that he got a call from Sanipac this morning telling him that they found used hypodermic needles in his curbside trash. They bereated him a bit, even threatening to call the police! He pretty much told them that until they provide locking trashcans, there wasn't too much he could do about it. Whatever dude... Sanipac can kiss my ass. They know what kind of area this is and flipping my neighbor shit was uncalled for. Anyway, apparently we are now at the point where we need LOCKING GARBAGE CANS!
(By the way, did you notice how many of those prostitute charges on our friends had matching drug charges?) Yeah, "victimless crime", whatever.......

Where have all the flowers gone?

It seemed very quiet around the neighborhood of late, I was thinking that either the rain or my valiant interdiction efforts had curbed the whore-istic activity.

Hmmm, I thought... could it be that the "powers that be" have caught wind of this site, heard the shouts of the enraged community and galloped in with sword raised and sliced down the scourge of vice? Could be rabbit, could be....

I dashed to my computer to clandestinely access inmate info at Lane County Jail. Now, for your viewing pleasure, here are some of the storied ladies I have so often had the fortune to see gracing our sidewalks:

First out of the chute, you all know and love her! Yes, my friends it is our two-time feature 'ho "Monica". Got herself a contempt charge for Lord-only-knows what.

Inmate: DAVIS, YVONNE MONICA
AIRS Number: 1657571
Charge: CONTEMPT OF COURT (EGC 190613873 A)
Projected Release Date from Custody: N/A














The #2 position is held by one Judy Byrd. This fine lady will be spending X-mas in the clink... but, if you are lonely on New Year's Eve, she will be oh-so-fresh, just one day out of jail!

Inmate: BYRD, JUDY ANN
AIRS Number: 0058677
Charge: PROSTITUTION (EGM 04-32241)
Projected Release Date from Custody: 12/30/06














#3... well, she's not really one of "The Girls", but I just had to put Shannon on here 'cuz this chick earned herself a SODOMY rap! You go girl!

Inmate: DELIA, SHANNON ROSE
AIRS Number: 1367284
Charge: SODOMY-3 (Parole Violation)
Projected Release Date from Custody: 02/04/07














And finally, bringing in the rear (no pun intended) at #4 is Nanci Love. Personally, I want NO love from Ms. Love.... wow... someone actually pays for this.... the apocalypse is definitely at hand.

Inmate: LOVE NANCI LEA
AIRS Number: 0673049
Charge: FAILURE TO APPEAR-2 (ALC 06-040971)
Charge: DISORDERLY CONDUCT 2 (RSC 06-V-3259) Charge: PROSTITUTION (SPM 06-12278)
Charge: CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 (SPM 06-08341)
Charge: PROSTITUTION (SPM 06-06879)












Hope your Thanksgiving was better than these lady's.... take care!