Saturday, December 16, 2006

Pervs and other sick garbage

So, exactly how safe and serene are you in you snug little bed when you lay your head down at night? You may just re-think your answer if you knew the types of folks bumping around our quiet little town. The papers and the TV news doesn't cover this stuff very much, but did you realize that on any given day there are folks like this lodged in Lane County Jail?
Now, given the police patrol cuts, the jail staff cuts, the court/DA's office caseload avalanche, just how many are NOT being lodged on any given day? Hmmmm.
(FYI: the info accompnying the photo is "charge, arresting agency, and (court case #)")

Inmate: BARBION GERALD JEROME
AIRS Number: 0003555
RAPE-1 Eugene Police Dept (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
UNLF SEX PENETRATION-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)





Inmate: BARNES SCOTT KENNETH
AIRS Number: 0447100
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200617997)
UNLF SEX PENETRATION-1 EPD (EGC 200617997)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200617997)









BEEGHLY ROLLAND ANDRE
AIRS Number: 1412952
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 LCSO (EGC 200620389)
RAPE-2 LCSO (EGC 200620389)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 LCSO (EGC 200620389)
UNLF SEX PENETRATION-2 LCSO (EGC 200620389)








Inmate: BODDA JAYSON LEE
AIRS Number: 1578380
SEX OFFND FL REG ADR CHG (FTA) LCJ (EGC 200524085)











Inmate: BRYANT RODNEY WAYNE
AIRS Number: 1060290
SEX OFFND FL REG ADR CHG LCJ (DAC 06P3525)











Inmate: CLEMENS ROBERT JOSEPH
AIRS Number: 0997147
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 (PV) CDE (EUG PAROLE)











Inmate: CONROD DWAYNE DEMOND
AIRS Number: 1149154
RAPE-1 (ATTEMPT) (PV) SPD (EGN PAROLE)











Inmate: CRAWFORD JONATHAN S
AIRS Number: 1545624
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 (PV) LCSO (RSN 04CR2131FE)











Inmate: DOZIER CHRISTOPHER WADE
AIRS Number: 1387119
RAPE-3 (PV) EPD (EGN PAROLE)
SEX OFFND FL REG ADR CHG EPD (EGC 200618861)










Inmate: EMERY EDWARD JOHN
AIRS Number: 1172097
RAPE-1 (PV) SPD (EGN PAROLE)











Inmate: FEUERSTEIN REESE ALLAN
AIRS Number: 1216019
USE CHILD IN DISPLAY SEX JCPD (EGC 200623215)
USE CHILD IN DISPLAY SEX JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
FURNISH LIQUOR TO MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)
CONTRIB SEX DELINQ MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)
CONTRIB SEX DELINQ MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)
CONTRIB SEX DELINQ MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215) STRANGULATION JCPD (EGC 200623215)
ASSAULT-4 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
MENACING JCPD (EGC 200623215)
FURNISH LIQUOR TO MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)
FURNISH LIQUOR TO MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)

Inmate: FLOYD JACOBY VICTOR
AIRS Number: 1430784
SODOMY-3 LCSO (EGC 200620015)











Inmate: FRENCH DOUGLAS STEPHEN
AIRS Number: 2004939
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200400108)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)






Inmate: FRENCH TONY D
AIRS Number: 2013529
ASSAULT-1 (ATTEMPT) LCJ (EGC 200605354)
ASSAULT-1 LCJ (EGC 200605354)
ASSAULT-2 LCJ (EGC 200605354)
ASSAULT-2 LCJ (EGC 200605354)
MURDER INTENTIONAL (ATTEMPT) LCJ (EGC 200605354)
INTIMIDATION-2 LCJ (EGC 210609689)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210611418)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210611418)

Inmate: FULLBRIGHT BRADLEY EVAN
AIRS Number: 1208898
RAPE-3 (Parole Violation) SPD (EGN PAROLE)
ESCAPE-3 SPD (EGC 210624397)
PCS SPD (EGC 210624397)









This is only up to the "F"s.... I got sick of looking at them after that....

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Yeesh! Tore up from the floor up...

Jeeze-oh-pete! I thought some of the "ladies" around these parts were scroungy! I was checking out Fark yesterday when I found this news story out of Florida about a recent bust. The "Johns" are just as horrific as the whores (Click the story link for all 65 pics).



This second pic is a "devolution" I Gimped together to show how one of those girls, a rather cute 22 year old, spiraled rather quickly into the train-wreck she is today (yeah, I know, there are a ton of these before/after pics floating around, but I was bored). My first thought was "mmmm...meth", but from her booking info, she has always been caught with cocaine (crack I am assuming, as there are accompanying "paraphernalia" charges).

The drug war is SUCH a rousing success huh? Three words folks: Treatment, treatment, treatment.

On a lighter note... "Dread Pirate Slasher" from Fark created this funny-as-hell animated gif... I'm not exactly sure why I find it so hilarious, but I laugh like hell every time I see it.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

whore (hôr, hr) n.


Ya know, I have been catching flack from some folks for the use of the word "whore" in the title of this blog. Apparently, some over-sensitive types feel that it is a "bad-word" and are offended. I do like to point out to them that the King James Version of the Bible has 65 instances of the word "whore" right there in it's revered pages.

For the record, here is what the American Heritage Dictionary has to say on the subject:

whore (hôr, hr)
n.
1. A prostitute.
2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
3. A person considered as having compromised principles for
personal gain.

nope... nowhere does it say anything about the word being profane.

Wikipedia has some interesting facts on street prostitution if you are in the reading mood.

I just cannot figure it... ya get upset about the word "whore" but the activity of whoring going on in plain sight every day doesn't faze ya. Go figure.

Wish me luck, Whorewatch Dude is off to battle Crack Whore... hopefully the fight will show up in an upcoming issue. (Why can't I get my own comic???)

Saturday, December 02, 2006

売春婦の腕時計


Hey... I received an e-mail from Japan today... go figure huh? Here it is:

From: サユリ
To: Me
Subject: セックス契約
Date: Sun, 3 Dec 2006 01:04:27 +0000 (GMT)
単発セックスもいいけれど、どうせなら、一度セックスをし、相性が良かったら、長期契約しませんか?
それもタダのセックスでなく、サポートしてくれる、最高のセックス契約!
女性には、身分を証明出来る物を提示して頂いており、サポート出来る範囲までも提示して頂いおります。
困った事がございましたら、当スタッフがご指導も致しますので、安心してご利用出来ます。
どんな感じか、一度ご自身の目で確かめて頂けたらと思います。
分からない点がございましたら、お気軽にお問い合わせ下さい。
セックス契約しない。。。

Roughly translated via Babel Fish:

From: サユリ
To: Me
Subject: Sex contract
Date: Sun and 3 Dec 2006 01:04:27 +0000 (GMT)

However also single-engine sex are good, if how the せ, when one time sex is done and affinity is good, long term it doesn't make a contract?
That not to be simply sex, it supports, the highest sex contract!
You have presented those which can prove status to the woman, presenting even to the range which can be supported, the top it is to be.
When there is a thing which is troubled, because this staff guides also, feeling at rest, it can utilize.
When you can verify with one time itself eye, what kind of to feel, that you think. When there is a point which does not understand, please inquire with ease.
It does not have sex does not make a contract. . .


I sorta get the gist of it... if you can do better on the translation, let me know....

Thanks